Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Why Are Black Cats Like Black Jelly Beans?

Because they're always the last ones left behind? :(

While looking around today to find some more pet care resources, I came across this on the Howard County Animal Control and Adoption Center website:

Top Ten Reasons to Adopt a Black Cat

10. You'll save $$ on their Halloween costumes.
9. You can always find them in the snow.
8. Holding a black cat is very slimming.
7. Black cats will match any decor.
6. A lint brush isn't required for a black-tie affair.
5. When you love a black cat, luck is on your side.
4. Black cats are like onyx, a beautiful gem.
3. Hey, they don't care what color you are!
2. Love knows no color.

And the number one reason to adopt a black cat...
1. They are the least likely to be adopted.

Soooo...what's up with everyone not liking the black ones? I mean, black cats are just too cool. Black cats are the new black. If you're a single female, you're neighbors will think you're a witch. And if you have several black cats together, they somehow develop this secret link so they're all operating as if they are of the same brain. So instead of just one black cat on your lap, you have ALL of the black cats on your lap ALL AT ONCE, all making biscuits.

To know a black kitty is to love a black kitty.

Don't you have room in your home for just one?