"Heh, you must really like cats?"
No, we hate them. What do you think? Next question. (Note: Each cat has been expertly trained to deal with sarcastic caregivers.)
"So are you, like, finding them new homes?"
YES!! That's the whole purpose of this blog. Where we are in love with each and every rescue, the point is to find them a new "forever home". We are so happy when we can match up one of our fuzzy buggers to a new loving home where they can get all the scratches and belly rubs they want.
"Whoa belly rubs? I thought only dogs like that?"
Maybe our volunteers posess special kitty ninja skills because (most of) our kitties actually looooove belly rubs and armpit scratches. They will jump up into your lap and roll over so they can get the maximum pets possible. They seriously are some of the friendliest guys you will ever meet. Both the volunteers AND the kitties.
"Friendly, eh? My friend's cat just like...sleeps..."
Heh, yeah not these guys. Our guys are super lovey and have tons of personality. They love people and other animals. They're ridiculously curious and active. Some will sit on your shoulder, all of them sit in your lap. They love gazing out windows and sitting in front of the computer. Some help you brush your teeth. Some even help you with that tricky Boss level in your video game. So CUTE! Seriously.
"They do sound cute! I'm local. Can I come over and play?"
No. We aren't hosting people at this time and we definitely aren't hosting play dates for fun. However, if you are serious about actually adopting a kitty, contact us for an in-home visit to your home. Just send an email to mewcrew [ at ] gmail [ dot ] com and we'll work something out.
"I want one of your featured kitties! What next?"
First, read this. If that sounds great to you, then email us with the name of the fuzzy buggers you're interested in and let's get a home visit set up. Oh but first, we'll have you fill out a Mew Crew Questionnaire. We really want to find them some great homes. These aren't your average cats.
"My kid who's 7 wants a kitten/cat. What ya got?"
The last kitten we adopted out to a family with a kid went very, very poorly. We're open to discussing it with you, but routinely kids and animals don't mix. Moving often and animals don't mix. Having a dozen roommates and animals don't mix. Being broke and animals don't mix. You get what I'm saying here...so...
"Wow, you guys are picky!"
Actually we just follow the Humane Society's adoption guidelines. Well that and our keen Spidey-sense which we use to sniff out bad owners. There are a lot of people out there who aren't ready for a kitty or have nefarious intentions. Our bubs are supposed to be finding their "forever home", remember?
"Nefarious? Sounds very serious!"
Yeah, it's very serious business. There are many people out there who are using small animals as training bait for dog fights, selling them to animal testing, etc. It's not a joke, it really does happen. There's also a whole lot of people out there who think that black cats are evil and want to do bad things to them, particularly around Halloween. It's heart-breaking.
"Ooooh, yeah black cats ARE creepy! They are bad luck and evil! Aren't they???"
HAH! No. That is an old wives tale and people who think that are idiots. Actually if you look at them in the sun they are usually a black on dark brown tabby. We're surprised at how super loveable kitties get passed over because of their color. And they really can use that extra help and push to get adopted. They're sleek and cool. It's like owning a mini panther. Seriously, don't sleep on the black bubs.
"I'd like a kitty but I'm allergic!"
Yeah, we are too. Your body does build a natural tolerance to some allergies, but you're going to want to think hard on whether you can tolerate this before taking home a kitty. Slowly getting yourself used to the kitty usually means your body will get over the allergy. You may not be this lucky though.
"So you must like know lots about cats now?"
Yeah. All the staff/volunteers with The Mew Crew have a lot of experience with all things cat. We are the go to resource for all of our friends with cats. And sometimes I personally feel like the Cat Whisperer. Often times, you don't find rescue work...the rescue work finds you.
"Are they up to date on their shots/fixed/potty trained? Do they have any special conditions?"
All of our guys are litter box trained, but the toilet training is AAAALLLL you. Regarding shots/fixed, it depends based upon cat, age, etc. It also depends on how much free time we've had to run them through the various proceedures, which usually require you to take an entire day off of work. We do have a few "special needs" kitties (they're rescue cats, remember?), but all are FIV-. You can always email us and just ask though.
"Where are you located exactly?"
Mew Crew HQ is located in the DC Metro area. That's the most you'll get to know as we aren't really into giving out our address on the internet.
"Man, how do you afford all this?"
We aren't sure ourselves. We're all kinda broke now. In order to counter this expensive passion in life, we are actually beginning the process of incorporating as a 501(c)3. That means we can even start receiving donations to help provide kitties with cat toys and tasty noms. I mean that seems like an awesome reason right there, right? Clearly you're reading this FAQ because you love cats, too! We also encounter REALLY expensive medical emergencies from time to time. If you'd like to make a donation to The Mew Crew, just email us. We would even gladly take donations of kitty food or unused clumping litter if you're local to the DC area. It'd be a donation done out of the goodness of your own heart!
"Do you foster other types of animals?"
No. We like all animals, but we sorta just fell into this. If you have any room for a foster animal in your home, contact your local Humane Society, SPCA, or shelter to find out more about their foster program. It really is rewarding when you are directly responsible for helping a lovable animal get the extra care and love it deserves.
"I have to give my kitty away, will you take them?"
Unfortunately, there is no room at the inn as our volunteers already all booked up. We can however make several suggestions, connect you with resources in the DC area or suggest some in your area. But seriously think very hard before you give up your kitty. Shelters are so over run that 2 million cats are euthanized each year. An animal in a kill shelter has 3-5 days to be adopted out before being euthanized. And if someone can take your kitty? They are only able to do that because another perfectly nice kitty is being euthanized to make space. So seriously...think hard before giving the kitty up. Oh and also don't forget to make Bob Barker proud by always spaying/neutering your pets. Take care of a problem before it even starts, right?
"I'm broke and can't take my cat to the Vet! Can I ask you a medical question?"
Nope, sorry. Although I probably know exactly what is wrong with your kitty, we're NOT a Vet. Any medical issues covered in our posts should not be taken as medical advice. There are usually several affordable medical options available in your area, but trust us, we have learned how hard it is. There are also pet medical loan services available for expensive emergencies.
"But you're really good at clipping nails/cleaning ears/lancing absesses/giving subcutaneous fluids!! HELP!!"
Yeah, no. Good luck though. We know what you're going through. Don't feel bad if you have to invest in some leather welding gloves to deal with your kitty. Just know that we're giving you full moral support from Mew Crew HQ. You can do it! Yay, go team!
"Can I ask you a kitty behavioral question?"
Yes, that I can answer! Send us an email and I'll give you my best opinion on what's going on.
Want to adopt or foster a Mew? Email us at mewcrew [ at ] gmail [ dot ] com or call us at 240-389-4MEW today!
No, we hate them. What do you think? Next question. (Note: Each cat has been expertly trained to deal with sarcastic caregivers.)
"So are you, like, finding them new homes?"
YES!! That's the whole purpose of this blog. Where we are in love with each and every rescue, the point is to find them a new "forever home". We are so happy when we can match up one of our fuzzy buggers to a new loving home where they can get all the scratches and belly rubs they want.
"Whoa belly rubs? I thought only dogs like that?"
Maybe our volunteers posess special kitty ninja skills because (most of) our kitties actually looooove belly rubs and armpit scratches. They will jump up into your lap and roll over so they can get the maximum pets possible. They seriously are some of the friendliest guys you will ever meet. Both the volunteers AND the kitties.
"Friendly, eh? My friend's cat just like...sleeps..."
Heh, yeah not these guys. Our guys are super lovey and have tons of personality. They love people and other animals. They're ridiculously curious and active. Some will sit on your shoulder, all of them sit in your lap. They love gazing out windows and sitting in front of the computer. Some help you brush your teeth. Some even help you with that tricky Boss level in your video game. So CUTE! Seriously.
"They do sound cute! I'm local. Can I come over and play?"
No. We aren't hosting people at this time and we definitely aren't hosting play dates for fun. However, if you are serious about actually adopting a kitty, contact us for an in-home visit to your home. Just send an email to mewcrew [ at ] gmail [ dot ] com and we'll work something out.
"I want one of your featured kitties! What next?"
First, read this. If that sounds great to you, then email us with the name of the fuzzy buggers you're interested in and let's get a home visit set up. Oh but first, we'll have you fill out a Mew Crew Questionnaire. We really want to find them some great homes. These aren't your average cats.
"My kid who's 7 wants a kitten/cat. What ya got?"
The last kitten we adopted out to a family with a kid went very, very poorly. We're open to discussing it with you, but routinely kids and animals don't mix. Moving often and animals don't mix. Having a dozen roommates and animals don't mix. Being broke and animals don't mix. You get what I'm saying here...so...
"Wow, you guys are picky!"
Actually we just follow the Humane Society's adoption guidelines. Well that and our keen Spidey-sense which we use to sniff out bad owners. There are a lot of people out there who aren't ready for a kitty or have nefarious intentions. Our bubs are supposed to be finding their "forever home", remember?
"Nefarious? Sounds very serious!"
Yeah, it's very serious business. There are many people out there who are using small animals as training bait for dog fights, selling them to animal testing, etc. It's not a joke, it really does happen. There's also a whole lot of people out there who think that black cats are evil and want to do bad things to them, particularly around Halloween. It's heart-breaking.
"Ooooh, yeah black cats ARE creepy! They are bad luck and evil! Aren't they???"
HAH! No. That is an old wives tale and people who think that are idiots. Actually if you look at them in the sun they are usually a black on dark brown tabby. We're surprised at how super loveable kitties get passed over because of their color. And they really can use that extra help and push to get adopted. They're sleek and cool. It's like owning a mini panther. Seriously, don't sleep on the black bubs.
"I'd like a kitty but I'm allergic!"
Yeah, we are too. Your body does build a natural tolerance to some allergies, but you're going to want to think hard on whether you can tolerate this before taking home a kitty. Slowly getting yourself used to the kitty usually means your body will get over the allergy. You may not be this lucky though.
"So you must like know lots about cats now?"
Yeah. All the staff/volunteers with The Mew Crew have a lot of experience with all things cat. We are the go to resource for all of our friends with cats. And sometimes I personally feel like the Cat Whisperer. Often times, you don't find rescue work...the rescue work finds you.
"Are they up to date on their shots/fixed/potty trained? Do they have any special conditions?"
All of our guys are litter box trained, but the toilet training is AAAALLLL you. Regarding shots/fixed, it depends based upon cat, age, etc. It also depends on how much free time we've had to run them through the various proceedures, which usually require you to take an entire day off of work. We do have a few "special needs" kitties (they're rescue cats, remember?), but all are FIV-. You can always email us and just ask though.
"Where are you located exactly?"
Mew Crew HQ is located in the DC Metro area. That's the most you'll get to know as we aren't really into giving out our address on the internet.
"Man, how do you afford all this?"
We aren't sure ourselves. We're all kinda broke now. In order to counter this expensive passion in life, we are actually beginning the process of incorporating as a 501(c)3. That means we can even start receiving donations to help provide kitties with cat toys and tasty noms. I mean that seems like an awesome reason right there, right? Clearly you're reading this FAQ because you love cats, too! We also encounter REALLY expensive medical emergencies from time to time. If you'd like to make a donation to The Mew Crew, just email us. We would even gladly take donations of kitty food or unused clumping litter if you're local to the DC area. It'd be a donation done out of the goodness of your own heart!
"Do you foster other types of animals?"
No. We like all animals, but we sorta just fell into this. If you have any room for a foster animal in your home, contact your local Humane Society, SPCA, or shelter to find out more about their foster program. It really is rewarding when you are directly responsible for helping a lovable animal get the extra care and love it deserves.
"I have to give my kitty away, will you take them?"
Unfortunately, there is no room at the inn as our volunteers already all booked up. We can however make several suggestions, connect you with resources in the DC area or suggest some in your area. But seriously think very hard before you give up your kitty. Shelters are so over run that 2 million cats are euthanized each year. An animal in a kill shelter has 3-5 days to be adopted out before being euthanized. And if someone can take your kitty? They are only able to do that because another perfectly nice kitty is being euthanized to make space. So seriously...think hard before giving the kitty up. Oh and also don't forget to make Bob Barker proud by always spaying/neutering your pets. Take care of a problem before it even starts, right?
"I'm broke and can't take my cat to the Vet! Can I ask you a medical question?"
Nope, sorry. Although I probably know exactly what is wrong with your kitty, we're NOT a Vet. Any medical issues covered in our posts should not be taken as medical advice. There are usually several affordable medical options available in your area, but trust us, we have learned how hard it is. There are also pet medical loan services available for expensive emergencies.
"But you're really good at clipping nails/cleaning ears/lancing absesses/giving subcutaneous fluids!! HELP!!"
Yeah, no. Good luck though. We know what you're going through. Don't feel bad if you have to invest in some leather welding gloves to deal with your kitty. Just know that we're giving you full moral support from Mew Crew HQ. You can do it! Yay, go team!
"Can I ask you a kitty behavioral question?"
Yes, that I can answer! Send us an email and I'll give you my best opinion on what's going on.
Want to adopt or foster a Mew? Email us at mewcrew [ at ] gmail [ dot ] com or call us at 240-389-4MEW today!
